What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!