What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.