What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...