You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
So it would push back.
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Evolution.
Undercover.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
You push it
You get salmonella