What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...