What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella