What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this