A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Always thought you was a bit spineless.
Get over yourself.
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
People who post the joke intro twice.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford
Reddit.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
One good turn deserves another.