What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!