What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.