What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.