What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.