What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Alabama Woman Jokes More Alabama Woman Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.