What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.