What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears