What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.