How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.