How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.