Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!