Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways