Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.