Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.