Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.