None, they enlighten themselves.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They remove all attachments.
Make me one with everything
Reintarnation.
Because they don't have attachments!
Because doing so would be incense-itive!
Om's Law.
A small Buddhist.
A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
they have too many ohms to be good conductors.
Nah. I'ma stay.
One with everything
A Zero.
I literally chant even..."
Ommm' lettes!
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Presence.
Because they have no attachments.
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
Om-bre
He had no attachments.
Ohmmmmmm............
They can't deal with attachments.
No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Because they're acetic.
With zen diagrams!
Bad cam'ra
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Make me one with everything*
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
Because it was A Minor.
In A minor.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
An old man yelling at the cloud
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
Omelette
omelette
They were selling quack in the park.
A road hog !
He wanted to make a clean getaway
A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.
