How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking