How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

removed

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal