Email Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why couldn't the depressed person get his email?

He had a bad Outlook.

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How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

deleted

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call an Inbred cow?

A sandwich!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Hillary Email Jokes More Hillary Email Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...