How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte