How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.