How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

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What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte