What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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in bytes

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In bytes.