Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
A masochrist.
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
A spider
He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
A gangbang.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
rated movies.
Because Intel Inside.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
with a low "ha"
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
A spider!
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Being given head.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Mabul cake.
A cannibull
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
They're cheap.
Catholic priests
It raises their shellfish steam.
Because it was a play on words.
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
A nice tight seal
Putine...
Enjoy the silence.
They have a good sense of aqueous humor.
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
Democracy
They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.
They love to pump kin.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
Because it is in tents
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
He could really get into the vaultz.
A Jolly Rancher.
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
So that deaf people could enjoy them too.
Elizabeth.
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
They both enjoy handshakes.
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Because it just makes me falafel.
He isn't very App-y
Unemployed
Ten-ish.
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
French Flies!
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Because they were stale, matey!
During PRIME time!
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
Because she nailed that Solo.
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
Pupperoni
Because he enjoys living in denial.
Because it's all play.
Guilty
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
Colorizebot
We barium.
Does it matter
ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*
PG-13
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
Would you like fries with that?"
It's just what we tend to do
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
De Beers
