Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

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What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.