Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer