What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)