What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

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Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)