What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.