Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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That you to fart.

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He was shellfish.

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By taste.

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.