What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.