What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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That you to fart.

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They are both in bread.

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.