What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
It's smoking a cigarette.
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
I'm really sodie pop.
Froglights !
Shoplifting
In a were-house
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
I just need some bread
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*
Croakaine
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.
Because the pee is silent.