Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!