Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!