What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.