What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.