They've only gotta invite one family
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
virgin
You don't live in Mississippi.
Wham, bam, thank you fam"
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Because it has four A's and one B.
Because the whole state is inbred
One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.
Vineyard Skynyrd
Change the drinking age to 25
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Drool
Interracial
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
One Mississippi.
Too soon.
Everyone has the same DNA.
They were both fingered by their brother.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
He refused to integrate.
So they can park in handicap spots.
Squirming-ham
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
Build a house next to it.
Role tied.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
They link to Ancestry.com
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Crossfit.
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Because it is next to the AC
Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.
BBQ Sauce
A living Ben and Gwen.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
Get it to do some CARdio
A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.
Because they're inbred.
They're inbred.
The door.
Because his arguments against scrutiny.
