Because the whole state is inbred
The World.
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A: Text-us
They were both fingered by their brother.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
One's inbred, the others in bread
inbred
