Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

State Jokes More State Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)