What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

Which is the most courteous State in the US?

A: Conetiquette

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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A collie-flower !

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Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Abraham Lincoln.

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How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

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Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.