What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

State Jokes More State Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

President Jokes More President Jokes

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Alert Jokes More Alert Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.