Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again."

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.