Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.