Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!