Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Previous Random Joke Next

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !