Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

America Jokes More America Jokes

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday