Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What do you call a Mexican burglar?

Juanted

What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner

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What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

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What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.