What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.