Radian Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Math Major Jokes More Math Major Jokes

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!