Notice me 10"
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
A good start.
A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.
They prefer radians.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: