How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"