Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

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What do you call an Irish bodyguard?

Liam Malone.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!