Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato