Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together