What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...