What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!