Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips