Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips