Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Why did the boy not do his homework?

he was ceebs

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.