Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.