How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

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How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

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What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.