What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

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What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant?

A Shish-ke-Robert

What is Ke$ha's favorite candy?

TicTac