Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Because they were written by women.

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Too many thank you notes to write

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.