What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5?

because 5 8 13!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"