What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams