What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..