What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.