What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.