Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
He was waxing lyrical !
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
A: Just one more guys I promise.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Squidnappers !
Hold all and howdoor
Kit Cat Bar
Because you can't drink and derive
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Because it messes with their hops
Cause beer is made with hops.
Little.
A small medium at large.
