How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy