Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

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Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

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How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Seven Dwarf Jokes More Seven Dwarf Jokes

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.