Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

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Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Xd Jokes More Xd Jokes

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Seven Dwarf Jokes More Seven Dwarf Jokes

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.