Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.