What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why did the coke dealer retire?

He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.