What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

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What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"