What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.