How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Biker Jokes More Biker Jokes

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.