It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Only one but it takes eight million years.
Switching Users
You switch sides at half time.
Namaste
Because he was anti social.
He was just two tired.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
