It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
5,6,7,8
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Kick the altar boy in the chin.
Kick him in the balls
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.