Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
CHANGE !
because he had a dying light
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Lets go play on our bikes.
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Adobe.