How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!