How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?